Fast app money
Cash App
For direct deposits into the Department of Me Having More Money.
$mylastnamemeansmoney
The path of least resistance between your money and me.
SEND ME THE MONEY!
My last name means money but I am not rich. Let's change that!
Below are a bunch of ways to send me money.
Teamwork makes the dream work, and the dream is me.
No product. No service. No deliverables. Just money heading in the correct direction.
Socially questionable money
Venmo
Requests go in the wrong direction and will be declined with moral superiority.
@adampdotcom
Classic internet money
PayPal
For people with a browser tab, an account, and a tolerance for PayPal.
paypal.me/mylastnamemeansmoney
Bank app money
Zelle
For bank-to-bank transfers from people who believe in financial institutions.
cash@mylastnamemeansmoney.com
Public ledger money
Bitcoin
Trustless value transfer and trustful expectations of receiving nothing.
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Gas fee money
Ethereum
For people who looked at a gas fee and still chose generosity, somehow.
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Stable-ish money
USDC on Base
For crypto people who want the money to mostly behave like dollars.
Only send USDC on Base.
0xa619Da77983572101B89978B89C61804ad21636f
Tiny fee money
Algorand
Help me make up for my thousand bucks in Algorand losses.
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Meme money
Dogecoin
For sending the internet's most emotionally honest coin.
Only send native DOGE on Dogecoin.
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Phone, mail, and other payment side quests are coming later. Bureaucracy is the enemy of wealth.
Pieniazek aka Money
Does my last name really mean money? Yes. Pieniazek is a Polish surname derived from the word pieniądz, which means coin or money.
More interesting than the definition is the lore. According to Pieniazek.com, there was once a rich noble governor who loved money so much that people nicknamed him Money. The nickname stuck. It became a family name, and over time the Pieniazeks were known as rich and noble.
Apparently another group of people later realized that if they changed their last name to Pieniazek, people might treat them like rich noble people. I have no idea which line I came from, but I respect the scheming.
Get rich without trying
There are about five billion adults in the world. If just one in every five adults sends me one dollar, I become a billionaire. This is not a product. This is barely math. But it is math.
You miss all the dollars you do not ask for.
FAQ
Questions nobody needed answered
What do I get?
Nothing.
Is this a charity?
No.
Is this tax deductible?
Absolutely not.
Why?
Pieniazek means money. Try to keep up.
Why not just get a job?
Jobs have repeatedly failed to make me independently wealthy.
Grind?
We live in a grind, grind, grind then die culture. Why not flip that and reverse it and unwind and LIVE!
Why you?
I have kids to hang out with, bikes to ride, and money to receive.
What will you do for me if I send you money?
Absolutely nothing. And that is a promise.
Unearned Wealth Progress
Current status: technically underway.